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The Horny Husky: Finals week stress is put to the test

     Yup, it’s almost finals week. At this time of the year, everyone is stressed out, not only about finals, but also the upcoming holidays.

      For us college kids, this means that we need to dish out money! It’s just so much pressure and on top of it, we must try to maintain our GPAs and study until we wake up the next day to do it all over again. Everyone goes through it.

     What tends to happen when we get stressed out is that we go to food for comfort and to eat our stresses away. I remember my freshman year, I did not gain one pound until finals week came along. In the last two weeks of the semester, I gained ten pounds! I remember eating all types of foods while studying and not caring what foods went into my body.

           That weight gain is a problem because it can do so much negativity to your body. And it also has an effect on our performances in the bedroom.
Men produce testosterone throughout the day, which explains why they think of sex all the time. If a man is overweight, it can significantly decrease their testosterone levels and decrease their sex drive.

     When you carry around more weight, especially around your pelvic area, it can hide your penis and make it look smaller. This causes a problem when you’re having sex because the fat prevents your penis from going deeper than it can without the fat. No one wants this.

      Another problem that may come up is that you may not be able to do those sexy sex positions you see on Porn Hub or Red Tube. The additional weight gain can keep you from doing certain positions because of the fat that gets in the way.

      In my experience, many people that know me always tell me that I am a “chubby chaser,” meaning I only go for guys that have more meat on their bones. I can neither deny or confirm this.

    Weight gain can be a touchy subject. No one wants to say that their fat is hiding their penis and making it look smaller.

     Personally, putting aside all that is said from studies, I’ve always felt that if you know how to work it in the bedroom, it doesn’t matter what you have. My point is that, yes weight gain can be problematic in many ways, but never get too down on yourself.   

      To prevent binging when you’re stressed out about turning your 67 in biology into a 90, turn to sex. Sex can relieve stress and depression.
Sex can prepare you for stressful situations because it releases endorphins which automatically lift your mood and help relieve stress. Sometimes you can even tell when a person “gets some” because it seems like they’re glowing.

     Frequent orgasms can improve mental health and brain function. This means that before each of your finals next week you should have sex, so you know for sure your brain is functioning properly.  

         Remember not to let finals week stress you out too much and keep in mind that sex is a great way to destress, boost your immune system, have fun and deepen your connection with your loved one.

        Therefore, when you realize you can’t turn your 67 into a 90, just bang your stresses away. I wish you the best of luck during your finals and enjoy the holidays! See you next year!

 

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