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The Horny Husky: Did you Participate in No-Nut November?


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       I hope all of you have had a great Thanksgiving and filled up on all of your holiday favorites. This past month, like every other year, we all have been focused on our studies and getting in some extra credit before finals. However, something new has come up this year. Besides participating in No-Shave November, which is to bring awareness of embracing our hair that many cancer patients lose during their battle and donating the amount we would spend on shaving supplies, people are now participating in No-Nut November as well.

      No-Nut November is not a beneficial fundraiser as No- Shave November is, but people join in for different reasons. The rules to No- Nut November are to refrain from masturbating for the entire month. I do believe that you have a ‘3 strikes you’re out’ policy but then again, who’s counting or who would even know if you did besides yourself? The other rule is that you are allowed to have sex with your partner, just no masturbating.

     You probably never heard of No-Nut November because people don’t want to participate in it for obvious reasons. Some people participate because they believe they will have a surplus of energy towards other productive activities. Others join in because they want to see how long they can last without tickling their pickle.

      In the month of November, there is also one more challenge that people have created to try to bring awareness for a particular cause. It is called New- Life November.  New- Life November is an actual put together challenge that brings awareness to those who are addicted to porn and sex itself.  Porn is fun and all, but can be an addiction. Therefore, this challenge is a great way for those people to get help and become aware of how their sexual lifestyle maybe affecting their daily lives.

      When people were asked if they masturbate, majority said yes and for those that said they don’t, also said that they have other people to do it for them. I believe your sexual desires should be fulfilled whether your partner is present or not.

       Masturbation is also beneficial to your health. Research has shown that from masturbating daily, it can not only boost your mood and make you last longer in bed, but it can also prevent cancer. Some guys like masturbating because it’s quick and you have no chance in catching any STI’s. Surprisingly, masturbating can also help cure a cold! Turns out, reaching an orgasm can increase the number of “killer” cells, which helps build your immune system.
Masturbating doesn’t only help you last longer in bed, but it can also help you last longer in your lifespan. It is shown that people, especially men, that have higher amounts of orgasms, lived a longer and healthier life. This includes reduce risks of prostate cancer, STI’s, and heart problems. This is all possible if you just masturbate! So, get to it!

       Getting back to No-Nut November, I’m sure that if you restrain from masturbating for one month you won’t develop a weak immune system just because you stopped. No-Nut November goes hand in hand with New- Life November by refraining from masturbation not only for fun but for a cause. And if you are the very few that participated in the No- Nut Challenge this month, get the lotions and vibrators ready because tomorrow is December 1st!

 

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The Horny Husky: Did you Participate in No-Nut November?