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The Horny Husky: Spice Up Your Fall


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     This Fall has been so unpredictable with its weather so far. One day its 80 degrees out, the next day it is a high of 45. However, it has been steady for the past few days of cold and typical fall weather. And if you ask me, it is the perfect Netflix and chill weather. These laid-back temperatures will force you and your partner to be creative in your love life and enjoy every second of this season.

        One way you can add a little fall flavor into the bedroom, is thinking about taking a bath with the person you love in a fall scented bath bomb. Bath bombs have been a relatively new trend that have several different scents and remedies packed inside. They not only release sexy oils into the water, but they also change the color of it. The color change and aroma you experience can be a fun when you have nothing else to do. And afterwards you can get dressed in some sexy fall themed lingerie.

      Another fun thing you can do with your partner is bring those seasonal recipes into the bedroom. Some ingredients that we don’t typically use throughout the year is whip cream and caramel. You and your partner will, without a doubt, have fun and be silly in your session, whether you do decide to bring it into the bedroom or you leave it in the kitchen and have your session there. Yes, you will make a mess, and everything will be sticky, but that will then force you and your lover to take a shower and continue to play there. While we are on the topic of moving your sex session somewhere else, having sex on the big pile of leaves you just raked up, is another fun activity you can only do in the Fall. My advice, is to maybe bring a blanket, so you won’t be laying on something rough, or to use it to cover yourselves up since you are out in the open.

      For those who are daring enough to experiment with flavors during sex, I know just the thing to try for your next session. This fall season, go out and buy yourself some salted-caramel lube, pumpkin spiced lube and pumpkin spiced flavored condoms. YES, they are real. These crazy flavors are definitely for those who does take sex too seriously and like to have fun. If you and your partner enjoy being silly and want to get into the spirit of fall, these products are ideal. And if you two are really bored and sex is just not on the menu, you can knit your partner a ‘willy warmer’. I, myself, am not very knowledgeable in knitting, but I think I’m going to learn how to, just so I can make one for my partner. I mean how funny would it be to see him wearing it around the room.     

      I hope you and your partner have already started having fun this fall season. I mean why wouldn’t you? It is scientifically proven that during the fall season, our sex drives are higher than ever, and our hormones are also increased. Our bodies are going wild and we all know that there’s only one thing to do to tame it. Therefore, I hope you have your pumpkin spiced condom ready along with a big pile of leaves, because there’s going to be a lot of “taming” to do.

 

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The Horny Husky: Spice Up Your Fall